fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Bougie Fruits

Mangoes, starfruit, jackfruit, Anjou pears, pomegranate

Nobody brings bougie fruits to eat at their desk. That shit stays at home.

by Yobougie May 9, 2019

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

by Chick English September 26, 2019

Fruit frosty

Its a gay bukkake

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.

by RaptorOne May 19, 2018

Fruit cake

A gay orgie of old people

My grand parents had a fruit cake

last night

by Briannaawsome May 23, 2018