A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.
The caller was such a douche ganoush.
by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017
Get the douche ganoushmug. A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.
by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020
Get the Douche Kabobmug. A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019
Get the Poop Douchemug. The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 22, 2013
Get the The Douching Hourmug. Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.
Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!
by jerel89 April 23, 2018
Get the M-Douchemug. Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!
by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015
Get the douche-a-maticmug. a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010
Get the blinker douchemug.