A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
Get the Zander mug.Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.
by Rizzalations October 27, 2023
Get the Zander mug.Zander is a bander
by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023
Get the Zander mug.A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.
by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023
Get the zander the 1st mug.Zander Zhang - he's the cutest boy in the whole world and the definition of perfection. His personality is amazing, he's sweet, funny, hot, smart, very attractive and he cares genuinely ;) when he smiles he could make your shitty day so much better! And if you find a boy like Zander you would be the luckiest person in the entire universe :)
Zander is too cute!!
by julia._.hd August 14, 2018
Get the Zander mug.The prettiest most amazing boy to ever exist. He belongs to one girl named sophia and they are in love. You’ll never find another like zander and you never will find him in the first place because again he’s Sophia’s.
by .oogie August 8, 2022
Get the Zander rivera mug.by zander28 April 25, 2022
Get the Zander mug.