Zach

An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O

Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.

by Severus Sexy Snape July 24, 2011

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Your "gay friend" so to speak, he's always there for you to give you a pat on the back, a hug or just to listen. Treats girls in an equal manner and is not a pig.

Jenna: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Zach: No darling, they look gorgeous on you.

by j3n18 April 14, 2009

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Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.

ZACH TOOLE IS A MONKEY BUTT

by baebaenumbaone April 30, 2014

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a big headed person who thinks theyre fun but they are really funny looking and have weird dumb friends who are jack asses

i know a zach and yea do you know a zach.

by yomomma2008 March 20, 2008

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he's a bitch. no joking, he's a lovely irish lad. not your everyday sort either. has an attitude and he;s not somebody to be messed with. he's always there if you need him. always manages to make you smile and laugh. he's beautiful and whoever has him is very lucky. easy to get along with. he's kind and sweet when he wants to be;D can be a cheeky little thing at times. zachari is a perfect specie. easy to love speaking to. such a nice and funny lad. deserves alot of happiness in his life. means alot to those he speaks to. has a perfect smile tho and guys should be jealous of his tan...wooo.

zach *smiles*
(the room lights up)

by somadu October 16, 2013

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