When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019
When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.
by AnikcuF August 22, 2015
i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.
by tesco value cornflake January 19, 2010
A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.
Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!
Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!
Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?
Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!
Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?
by TheOriginalPenisWrench January 07, 2016
by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011
by dave March 23, 2005
Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.
by yz28210 May 07, 2011