(n.) World of Warcraft (also known as WoW)
A Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG)(MuhMORPuhGah).
It was created by Blizzard Entertainment. In this game you play as a fictional character in an online fantasy universe where players compete to do quests and hang out with other players.
WoW players often stick together and speak a strange language that can only be understood by other WoW players.
The game derives its fun from the fact that it is a somewhat psycological game where the players set goals and compete against one another trying to be better than everyone else to get a sense of accomplishment.
It is not truely fun though it only gives the illusion of fun, kindof like drugs. WoW should be avoided at all costs. It is an addiction that is hard to break.
Seriously stay away from this game. Signs of the WoW infection:
1)Your soul was consumed by a demon from hell.
2)People do not understand you when you talk.
3)You have no personal hygiene
4)You have no friends/relationships outside of the internet
5)You have a dysfunctional family life all of a sudden
6)You're physically weaker and have no stamina.
7)You lose a set amount of money monthly
If you have these symptoms than you have probably wasted a good part of your life pretending to be someone else on an online game also known as WoW. Also you are totally FUCKED!
A Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG)(MuhMORPuhGah).
It was created by Blizzard Entertainment. In this game you play as a fictional character in an online fantasy universe where players compete to do quests and hang out with other players.
WoW players often stick together and speak a strange language that can only be understood by other WoW players.
The game derives its fun from the fact that it is a somewhat psycological game where the players set goals and compete against one another trying to be better than everyone else to get a sense of accomplishment.
It is not truely fun though it only gives the illusion of fun, kindof like drugs. WoW should be avoided at all costs. It is an addiction that is hard to break.
Seriously stay away from this game. Signs of the WoW infection:
1)Your soul was consumed by a demon from hell.
2)People do not understand you when you talk.
3)You have no personal hygiene
4)You have no friends/relationships outside of the internet
5)You have a dysfunctional family life all of a sudden
6)You're physically weaker and have no stamina.
7)You lose a set amount of money monthly
If you have these symptoms than you have probably wasted a good part of your life pretending to be someone else on an online game also known as WoW. Also you are totally FUCKED!
WoW Player: I am going to play World of Warcraft.
Uninfected: OMG! No! Don't play that you'll have your soul sucked out and you will be nothing, but an empty shell of a human with no emotions.
WoW Player: Thanks, you saved several wasted years of my life thanks!
Uninfected: OMG! No! Don't play that you'll have your soul sucked out and you will be nothing, but an empty shell of a human with no emotions.
WoW Player: Thanks, you saved several wasted years of my life thanks!
by Orange And Blue February 3, 2009
A pretty cool game that's gotten a bad rap because some r-tards say that WoW ruined their life. It's not an addiction if you can manage without it. Just playing all the time doesn't make it an addiction. Like football, but no one says that's an addiction.
Fatass who gets media attention: World of Warcraft made meh phat!
Normal player who doesn't: Hell yeah I play WoW! It's a pretty cool game.
Heavy player: I play WoW around 4 hours a day, but I still have a job and RL friends.
Normal player who doesn't: Hell yeah I play WoW! It's a pretty cool game.
Heavy player: I play WoW around 4 hours a day, but I still have a job and RL friends.
by Twentilla, Lord of Awesome August 1, 2008
A very popular MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) created by Blizzard Entertainment. Set in the same fictional universe as the company's 3 previous "WarCraft" games, the game follows a traditional MMORPG structure of level-based advancement, as well as encouraging in-game social interaction to accomplish team goals.
The game worlds are separated by "servers", which are typically in reference to the computer server clusters that make up each game world. These are systems maintained by Blizzard Entertainment and are partially paid for by the player monthly subscription fee.
Starting at level 1, the game is designed to quickly provide players with a set of small goals, thus familiarizing themselves with the game world. These goals, or "quests", are typically tasks provided by computer-generated "NPCs" or "Non-Player Characters" and typically involve fighting and defeating other NPC antagonists or collecting and delivering certain items. Through this progression players obtain new abilities and equipment, eventually teaming up with others to fight and defeat increasingly difficult encounters.
The World of Warcraft game environment also allows players to engage and combat other players from the opposing "team" under certain rules and controlled circumstances depending on the type of ruleset the game server is running. This is referred to as "PVP" (Player Versus Player). There are currently 4 different types of game rulesets:
1) PVE: Player-Versus-Environment. PVP combat is purely consentual, requiring a player to either duel, enable pvp by typing in a command, or enter a pvp enabled battleground.
2) PVP: Player Versus Player. PVP combat is enabled in all but the starting areas of the game.
3) RP: Role-Playing. Ruleset is identical to PVE, but players are encouraged to "Role-play" their character, ideally removing modern and out-of-game references from in-game interaction.
4) RP-PVP: Role-Playing, Player Versus Player. Ruleset is identical to PVP, but with the same RP encouragement as an RP Environment.
Resources: www.worldofwarcraft.com ; www.blizzard.com
The game worlds are separated by "servers", which are typically in reference to the computer server clusters that make up each game world. These are systems maintained by Blizzard Entertainment and are partially paid for by the player monthly subscription fee.
Starting at level 1, the game is designed to quickly provide players with a set of small goals, thus familiarizing themselves with the game world. These goals, or "quests", are typically tasks provided by computer-generated "NPCs" or "Non-Player Characters" and typically involve fighting and defeating other NPC antagonists or collecting and delivering certain items. Through this progression players obtain new abilities and equipment, eventually teaming up with others to fight and defeat increasingly difficult encounters.
The World of Warcraft game environment also allows players to engage and combat other players from the opposing "team" under certain rules and controlled circumstances depending on the type of ruleset the game server is running. This is referred to as "PVP" (Player Versus Player). There are currently 4 different types of game rulesets:
1) PVE: Player-Versus-Environment. PVP combat is purely consentual, requiring a player to either duel, enable pvp by typing in a command, or enter a pvp enabled battleground.
2) PVP: Player Versus Player. PVP combat is enabled in all but the starting areas of the game.
3) RP: Role-Playing. Ruleset is identical to PVE, but players are encouraged to "Role-play" their character, ideally removing modern and out-of-game references from in-game interaction.
4) RP-PVP: Role-Playing, Player Versus Player. Ruleset is identical to PVP, but with the same RP encouragement as an RP Environment.
Resources: www.worldofwarcraft.com ; www.blizzard.com
"I used to play Ultima Online, EverQuest, and even Dark Age of Camelot... but I ended up sticking with World of Warcraft for the longest time simply because there's so much to do!"
by T Anon August 8, 2006
World of Warcraft is a place in the bedroom where two partners get together and play dungeons and dragons and later have raging sex with each other all night with lots of swords and dragons and other things ;)
by Battlemaster Mo November 4, 2009
World of warcraft is a good game but is very dangerous to your life. A game that will consume your life to no end. It will also, take away your family, and everything that you used to love in your life. You would rather stay at home sat,urday night raiding BlackWing Lair then go out with, your friends to smoke a bowl and get drunk as hell.
DON'T EVER BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World of Warcraft is a very addicting game. It has the shaman class, the paladin class, the hunter class and the rogue class+much more.
DON'T EVER BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World of Warcraft is a very addicting game. It has the shaman class, the paladin class, the hunter class and the rogue class+much more.
Hey Jimmy, You commin' to ted's party 2nite? He got a hold of some of the best weed around. We're totally gonna get baked as hell.
Naw, I gotta help my guild down C'thun tonight on World of Warcraft, It's our first try tonight.
Fuck you man ever since you got that game It's been consuming your life, I fucking hate you and also, Ashley told me to tell you she dumped you becuase you blew her off and you were supposed to have hawt sex with her.
Oh well, I met this new chick on WoW, she probably isn't hawt but OMG she has a hunter with 5/8 Dragon stalkers and 3/8 Giant stalkers with both twin blades of hakkari with double +15 to agi enchants and Rhok'Delar.
I don't understand a fucking word you say now'a'days, get off your fucking lazy ass and come party with us.
Naw, I gotta help my guild down C'thun tonight on World of Warcraft, It's our first try tonight.
Fuck you man ever since you got that game It's been consuming your life, I fucking hate you and also, Ashley told me to tell you she dumped you becuase you blew her off and you were supposed to have hawt sex with her.
Oh well, I met this new chick on WoW, she probably isn't hawt but OMG she has a hunter with 5/8 Dragon stalkers and 3/8 Giant stalkers with both twin blades of hakkari with double +15 to agi enchants and Rhok'Delar.
I don't understand a fucking word you say now'a'days, get off your fucking lazy ass and come party with us.
by ownzer man July 4, 2006
To learn addiction, to lose the meaning of life, gives you an anti-tan, the 10 day trial is a scam (it turns into at least a 10 month addiction)...
"Who needs a Ring of Marriage when you got Ring of Lethality"
"Wifes can be like rogues, go behind your back and screw other people"
"If only life was as simple as World of Warcraft, Example: Wife tells you she's pregnant , *POPS VANISH*
"Wifes can be like rogues, go behind your back and screw other people"
"If only life was as simple as World of Warcraft, Example: Wife tells you she's pregnant , *POPS VANISH*
by Blah Blah Blah Jesse March 19, 2008
A mmorpg that weak minded people get addicted to and once addicted they will become a fat sociopath living in their mom's basement who piss in a cup and shit in a bucket, this is because they are unable to move due to them been consumed by the huge mass of body fat.
Addicted and Fat Wow Player: "Mom can you empty my cup and bucket for me?"
Disappointed Mum: "You really should stop playing that game and get a life"
Addicted and Fat Wow Player: "But World of Warcraft is my life"
Disappointed Mum: (Sound of the house door slamming)
Disappointed Mum: "You really should stop playing that game and get a life"
Addicted and Fat Wow Player: "But World of Warcraft is my life"
Disappointed Mum: (Sound of the house door slamming)
by Ixon December 17, 2009