wisconsin blitzkrieg 

A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.

"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"

"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "

wisconsin blitzkrieg by WORSTCOMEDY March 28, 2015

Wisconsin Gentleman 

When in the act of fucking another dude in the ass, as all Wisconsinites are wont to do, the Wisconsin Gentleman has the common courtesy to spit on his hand before perfoming a reach-around, out of respect.

That was a pleasant anal raping, at least he was a true Wisconsin Gentleman when he milked my man-udder.

Wisconsin Gentleman by Assfarmer July 18, 2018

Wisconsin chew tin 

A Wisconsin chew tin is where you save your snuff in a woman's booty to perform oral sex. When done you retrieve your snuff back and place back into your mouth.

I didn't want to waste my dip so I gave her a Wisconsin chew tin.

Wisconsin chew tin by Moosemasher122 September 17, 2018

Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.

Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.

Wisconsin Waffle Iron by Petican August 5, 2019

Wisconsin Shocker 

A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.

Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.

Wisconsin Shocker by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019

Wisconsin Shuffle 

A road rage adjacent driving behavior particularly common in Wisconsin, wherein a driver in the passing lane roughly matches the speed of the driver in the slow lane, so that nobody can go around them. They will each in turn slightly speed up or slow down, creating a shuffling effect, but never leaving enough room for anyone to pass. Often, they will be driving slightly below the speed limit.

Causes are myriad but the emotional core is that both drivers feel they are driving the morally correct speed and nobody should want to go faster or have a problem with being behind them. Both are unwilling to go slower and accept the subordinate position of being passed.

On occasion this dialectical conflict will explode into full road rage and both drivers will suddenly accelerate, well beyond the speed limit until one of them reaches another car and is forced to slam on the brakes. At this point the humiliated party may follow the victor, trying to drive them off the road for some ways, or slink off to nurse their wounded ego and await a new partner.

"Sorry I'm late. Some assholes were doing the Wisconsin Shuffle 5 miles under the speed limit the whole way here. Traffic was backed up for miles."

Wisconsin Shuffle by Odz January 11, 2021

Wisconsin rolling stop

the practice (quite illegal but engaged in nevertheless) of avoiding late-night stopping while on lonely rural roads (such as in Wisconsin) by slowing down, turning off one's headlights as one approaches an intersection, scanning for the beams of other drivers' headlights, and if none are seen, speeding through the stop sign before turning the headlights back on. It can result in less driving time, or a high-speed collision with someone else doing the same time.

I was late leaving the bar and so I tore down the back roads, making a few Wisconsin rolling stops in my hurry to get home.

Wisconsin rolling stop by Mick M. August 1, 2007