Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021
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Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts
Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog
by B Random419 April 29, 2022
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The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.
I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.
by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009
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toledo smokestack

A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.
"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"
by The Poper May 13, 2014
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