wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection

Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping

by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010

Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”

I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI

by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.

Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.

by Ega September 27, 2014

Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

by AquilaJDM March 22, 2021

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

by R. Lovejoy January 24, 2012

WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.

Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it

by Lifehacker May 1, 2016

booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

by Skittles007 June 15, 2015