Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
by PizzaParker.- November 10, 2018
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wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.
Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.
by Eascent September 30, 2023
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WiFi Thuggin

When your phone has no service, so you use Wifi to communicate, or browse your social medias.
Person 1: What's your number ?
Person 2: My phone's off, hit me on Imessage, Im Wifi Thuggin right now.
by 281WileBoy October 02, 2019
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wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection
Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 01, 2010
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Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.
Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T
by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021
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WiFi Boi

Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.
Person 1 - “My wifi is now 100mbps”
Person 2 - “Fuck off wifi boi
by Wifiboi April 22, 2018
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Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.
She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her
by Izyblandit April 27, 2021
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