My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
Get the Graham Westonmug. person 1: "wow! he has a huge penis! What's his name?"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
by ArkYT October 17, 2021
Get the Westonmug. by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020
Get the weston johnsonmug. 
A school that’s poorer than anything most people there are country and dip if you do any drugs you’ll fit right in
by Lil bitch 420 69 October 26, 2020
Get the Weston high schoolmug. “grace omg weston had me screaming last night he did the weston ball shove and curl”
“omg it’s so good”
“omg it’s so good”
by bambam6968 July 23, 2019
Get the weston ball shove and curlmug. wassup weston
by westonwrathall November 23, 2021
Get the Westonmug.