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wanky

i mean, just… wanky.”
by sweetladykissessss May 19, 2021
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Thanky Wanky

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3
Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3
by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025
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Wanky

Wow dude that is so wanky
by shu ujigawa August 5, 2021
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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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Flanky Wanky

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night
by d4b1 April 6, 2024
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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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