Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.

While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.

by RandomWorkRemarks March 06, 2024

visiting paris

it means to think or have a threesome

one of my favorite fan fics is me visiting Paris with loki and tony stark

by sydnuts July 01, 2022

conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.

As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.

by QuacksO February 21, 2021

Visiting Italy

Being so incredibly high you do not know what is going on or where you are.

Visiting Italy is probably my favorite thing to do.

by Wheaty214 February 22, 2012

Cone Visit

Occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream.

I'm going to cone visit you soon.

by T_Wizzle June 28, 2010

visit to the doctor

to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol

person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer

person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor

by hsdhsr3452gdhg January 03, 2011

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 09, 2018