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a viking is pretty much the ultimate fighting machine.
put your damn nijas in broad dalight in hand to hand combat with your average hieght average strength viking, your damn ninja wont have time to contemplate his attack before the viking rips hit thraot out and continues to mual the nijas corpse with its skull

pirates without their swords and guns=jack shit aka pansies

vikings need no weapons whereas the other two do, nijas require darkness and objects to mask their presence to be eficient therefor they would suck in open combat

one viking would gladly rush into battle with a thousand pirates and ninjas and take as many as he could before he died
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by zayl October 28, 2006
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vinings

nexus of city of atlanta and suburban cobb county, thus making it an "unincorporated" area and not subject to property taxes. a sort of geo-political lacunae home to a dense cross-section of upper-middle class to upper class white families and yuppies from a spectrum of ethnicity.

notable breeding ground for northwest atlanta Bo-Bo and Prep culture.

where white people live that attend Campbell.

to wear a baseball cap that has been consciously mutilated by riding over it in a jeep wagoneer or on a cannondale mountain bike.
"Beau is fitted up in a UVA hat, Chacos and an LL Bean flannel; I didn't realize he was from Vinings."

"Marie Clare is kinda skinny but lives in Vinings. So you know her mom's still a dime piece."

"Willy's was closed, so we just got lit and astrotraveled around Vinings for a minute."
by enkidoo November 11, 2007
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viking

The Vikings were known for there brute strength and there mastery over the sea. They came from Norway and settled in Britain, Iceland, Greenland, and later made settlements in the U.S.A. but they were abandoned. The Vikings invented a boat called the long boat which was used to transport troops all around northern Europe.
The Vikings were easily able to control the northern European countries because of there very well trained warriors.
by George E. May 8, 2007
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Viking Grab

A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.
That chick is hot, but too heavy to be a Viking Grab.
by S. Willis August 22, 2006
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Viking Earwig

The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.
I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.
by Milla Mills September 26, 2012
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Viking

1. Noun
The Purest Definition of a Barbarian Warrior. Skilled, Brutal, and Masters of Beard-Have. Often waded into the thick of battle drunker than that cheerleader when she blew you at that party, and yet still managing to take down entire football teams of frightened peasants. again, not unlike the cheerleader.

2. Verb
To demolish an individual at something, and proceed to nail their girlfriend.
1.
Dave: Yo, did you see that guy shotgunning entire bottles of vodka and eating a whole roast pig?
Rick: yeah, i saw that.
Dave: Fucking vikings man.

2.
Dave: Yo Rick, you look terrible.
Rick: Yeah, Sven kicked my ass at all the bar games, and then he banged Samantha RIGHT THERE!
Dave: he beat you at Foozball?
Rick: Yeah, i got Viking'd pretty bad.
Dave: damn, how do you feel?
Rick: Irish.
by Robocarnage February 22, 2010
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Viking King

A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.
Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*
by odin_the_destroyer December 14, 2010
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