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vapor-hype

Massive marketing promotions for products & services not yet available, or even given an availability date by the providing organization.
"I hope the size of the new iPhone isn't vapor-hype. The last one didnt' really give us anything new."
by uni-marketer April 26, 2012
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Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025
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Mercury Vapor

Mercury Vapor is a type of High Intensity Discharge Lighting. They are extremely reliable and can last upto 50 Years! They dont have the incredible color rendering Abilities of Metal Halide, or the Outstanding efficiency of HPS (High Pressure Sodium), which makes them the worst HID Light source out of the 3. These lamps were extremely popular back in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. They are being phased out but there are alot of them still out there, and you can still see them in streetlights, floodlights, and such.
Oh look dude, thats a 1000w Mercury Vapor Floodlight! And its Dayburning too!
by Valtteri Bottas 77 fan January 11, 2022
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Vapor Trail

When male ejaculate dries on a fabric surface and disappears, but leaves a hard edged wrinkle on the fabric, causing it to crease.
Oh girl, that's a vapor trail
by Moira49 January 4, 2011
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vapor hoe

a girl who is WAY too in to vaporwave
“That angsts girl with the funky hair and the holographic shoes is such a vapor hoe.”
by pro hero midoriya June 11, 2019
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vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.
A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!
by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023
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vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned
"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."
by emospurned November 15, 2013
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