The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.
by Captain Awesome Guy August 08, 2011
People that are extremely high maintenance. Waiting for them to complete even the most simplistic of tasks is a goddamn production
Person 1: so how did your date go last night?
Person 2: dude, it was terrible she made me carry her every where, total production value
Person 2: dude, it was terrible she made me carry her every where, total production value
by killabeez04 January 01, 2014
by MakerTim October 08, 2015
What girls say in online dating profiles to indicate that they are a Trump supporter without actually saying it or listing it in their political preferences.
Oh sweet aqua vitae!
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
1. This term is used when someone has a good face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably male, tells a very funny joke of course.
Antonym: AIDS value
2. It is also used when someone, preferably male, tells a very funny joke of course.
Antonym: AIDS value
- 'You have face value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am Phil Collins.'
- 'That's a very funny joke. I love jokes about AIDS and women's rights.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible face value?'
- 'Of course.'
- 'Of course, I am Phil Collins.'
- 'That's a very funny joke. I love jokes about AIDS and women's rights.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible face value?'
- 'Of course.'
by Linvoy Primus November 20, 2007
the "at the end of the day" benefit that a person brings to the table. the features that a person contributes that makes a situation mo' betta.
pete's not value add, he just decorates the bar . . . he's tres annoying cuz he just stands there and nods his head.
by Kwistin March 23, 2005