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updations

updations means to update someone on the progress of a particular endeavour
Please forward me your updations on Project finkle.
by Matt August 18, 2004
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fucked update

When you're watching a replay of a game and they put the final score of the game you're watching on the ticker on the bottom of the screen.
Damn it, I had to turn off the replay of the Kings game because there was no point in watching it after the fucked update!
by txninsocal September 14, 2017
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Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021
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Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)
Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
by theheem April 24, 2019
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Adam el khawal update

nvm tala3 khawal fl akher
•how is adam el khawal update?
- idk never heard of that before,is that a type of food?
by la de omak m4 na September 10, 2020
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Uptown Update

an immensely popular blog in the neighborhood of Uptown in Chicago, IL. Locally elected officials who struggle with being truthful despise it.
Let me check Uptown Update to see what's happening in the hood today.
by Uptown voter February 21, 2010
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Updation

Alternative word for "update", this one fits much better.
Can you please give me an updation on the situation
by TheDufster March 15, 2005
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