Ash Kaashh Treatment

A really good dick sucking

I really need that Ash Kaashh Treatment right now.

by liamr06 October 26, 2020

the scaramouche treatment

To appear as something desirable in the start but become completely different after, fooling the audience.

Person A: "Man, I cant believe they unyassified this character!"
Person B: "Yeah, gave him the scaramouche treatment."

by hyaku_owo October 31, 2022

The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

by Forestman March 19, 2010

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010

Inspector #13 Treatment

To attempt to fix an electronic device through slapping, intense shaking, or other means of physical abuse.

Originates from an inside joke among manufacturers in the early 1990's. When the Soviet Union collapsed, marketers tried to take advantage of the suddenly available Russian public and sell them their goods. With such a high demand, manufacturers would simply throw electronics against a wall instead of properly testing them for potential errors to speed up the delivery process. Devices given this treatment were "tested by inspector #13"

My TV was kinda fuzzy, but I gave it the Inspector #13 Treatment and slapped it a few times. Now it's crystal clear, yo!"

by Jehovahwitnessedme February 26, 2011

Princess treatment

The act of treating a female partner as a princess... Paying for everything she does. Not shouting at her. Everything she says is law, spoiling your fvcken woman. Opening the car door for her validating each and every single feelings/ emotional outbursts... Just babying her

My Man won't let me open my own car door cause he gives me *princess treatment*

by Weebwifey July 17, 2023

Pre-Glaucoma Treatment

The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.

Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!

guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.

guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!

by Hippie Chick 1972 December 25, 2008