“Hey slugger, did you see what the new secretary was wearing today? I had to scuttle off to the men’s room for a turbo tug before the meeting this morning!
by Yakyelder October 26, 2020
Get the Turbo Tugmug. by jmc1321 August 5, 2009
Get the Pud Tuggingmug. by GrRobot March 14, 2018
Get the Sneaky tugmug. The act performed by males to temporarily increase the appearance in size of their genitalia by tugging or groping their groin to induce a "chubby." Often performed in a locker room when concealment of a shower stall or towel is provided.
The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.
The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.
Meat gazer 1: Did you see that guys 2 inch schlong in the locker room?
Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.
Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.
by Drum86 September 27, 2011
Get the Chub Tugmug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug. When finding your one-night stand/booty call/random hook-up has a tiny penis and out of sympathy you give him a hand job. This is often the last encounter before deleting his number from your phone.
After Frankie found her bar fuck for the night had an incredibly small penis, she gave him a pity tug and never spoke to him again.
by superduckie September 29, 2010
Get the pity tugmug. A private space for discreet masturbation created by draping sheets over the lower bunk of a bunk bed, usually in a communal living situation like county jail or band camp.
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
Get the Tug Tentmug.