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Asian Girl Trifecta

The three stereotypical characteristics of Asian hyperfemininity, namely: pale, frail and infantile.

These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.
Hung: Check out Wang’s new gf, perfect Asian Girl Trifecta. That kind of girl makes you feel like a real man!

Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.

Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.
by WalkingEagle December 22, 2019
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Trifecta Bust

While masturbating, just before cumming, take a hit and pound a beer (must be a glass bottle) and exhale during climax.
I tried the trifecta bust yesterday when I was yanking it.
by da trifecta May 14, 2011
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Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.
At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!
by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017
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Alaskan trifecta

This is a fairly complicated sex position. While a man is putting his penis in a girls mouth he simultaneously puts one hand into her vagina and the other in her anus. Achieving satisfaction in three different areas.
I just did an Alaskan trifecta with my girlfriend. What an experience.
by tbruno87 August 6, 2016
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trifecta

Hooking up with 3 different, totally random people (hooking up with friends and ex's DOES NOT count) in one week or less. Hard to do but gives you endless bragging rights if you can accomplish it.
Adam, Brendan and Mike: my Trifecta, OCEAN CITY BEACH WEEK '04
by mdchik04 June 23, 2004
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trifecta

3 drugs being done at the same time
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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trifecta

to take a shit that involves all three states of matter in one bowel movement. A rare but beautiful feat which leaves the participant in a state of supreme euphoria after its completion. the trifecta most often occurs after a nite of heavy drinking followed by a greasy but delicious hang-over meal.
Ryan: Dude, you were in that can forever.
Brett: I know, I pooped solid, liquid and gas. I pulled off the trifecta!
by Number 81 June 14, 2007
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