Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

Mad butcher

The man responsible for the female genitalia.

Show us where the mad butcher had ya

by Bruss August 23, 2004

counter butcher

when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back

My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.

by butcher your dreams April 1, 2006

Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 22, 2009

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

Peanut Butcher

In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.

He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.

Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher

by Elemenopy Queuarestes August 13, 2019

secret butcher

a person who takes their meat from behind
eg: has alot of ass pumping

boy george is a secret butcher

by max bojovic January 9, 2008