I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

won't you take me to funkytown

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

I won't "Type any word..."

You are too smart too do the dumb think and you did the dumber thing

Website search bar: Type any word...
You:I won't "type any word..."

by dylanjz2013 December 3, 2025

I won't type "any word...

...

Website search bar: Type any word...
You:I won't type "any word..."

by dylanjz2013 December 3, 2025

No. It won't.

And you're wasting everybody's time trying to prove that Michael Brookes wasn't weaker than me. And the rest of these idiots shouldn't be entertaining you with this. People heard what was happening to me and they wanted to get in on the fun and then Liam Payne was driving to jumping off of his balcony for no reason other than he had an Iam and a Y in his name. You couldn't stop it from happening to THEM so you want it to not stop happening to me because you were too fixated on the NOMENCLATURE (how we refer to it) and not the substance. I was RIGHT about how pernicious this is AND my superior ability to resist. That fact of the matter is your a sad, washed up, C list comedian who is taking out his friend-suicide grief on someone who has been in the exact situation that killed you friend for 15 years.

Hym "Mistaken identity was a death sentence for HIM and now you want it to be ALSO a death sentence for HYM. Because to save your friend you had to admit that Hym was right and smart and now if you don't murder me with weaponized schizophrenia that means Michael Brookes was weak and dumb. But that just isn't how any of that works. It's almost a waste of breath to even say it because you likely already know this. So no. It won't. And if it does it will take the form of someone's kid getting murdered."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025