wired-tired

That feeling when you're buzzed from too much caffeine but it's not helping; you're still tired as hell.

Dude, I'm so wired-tired, running on 2 hours of sleep and 3 Monsters is just making me a jittery sleepy person...

by KaeKae January 3, 2014

wire rider

Woman who propositions or otherwise flirts with men at check cashing and payday advance stations. They can also be found in liquor stores and truck stops that have western union.

That wire rider was all up in my biz cuz I was the only dude there picking up a wire and not getting a paycheck advance.

by frenchbankrobber May 3, 2014

greasy wire

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by sanchez February 12, 2005

sippin wires

You're in contact with the feds.

Yo Samir you sippin wires

by Jamshidsamir December 29, 2021

Wire Orgy

A collection of usually three or more sets of wires that have managed to entangle themselves in absurdly complicated knot that usually leaves the user of said wires in a state of rage and frustration. Extraction of the wires can waste valuable minutes of life and n00b fragging of the poor soul who attempts said extraction.

Oh god, look at this wire orgy. There's no way we'll be able to play Mario Kart now.

by Saxasylum August 23, 2010

barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

pull wire

to jerk off. (wank, masturbate)

STOP pulling wire

by POLEmaster October 11, 2003