texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

The Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.

Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.

by dds 1987 January 26, 2014

Texan Tussler

The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.

Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.

by Derkaiser91 March 21, 2016

Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.

In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.

by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022

Texan smile

Is a kind of self satisfied expression or smile with a purpose of wealth or profit thinking

He had his texan smile on the face! I hate it.

by semenenvic November 12, 2017

Texan Style

Hardcore Anal in the cowgirl position

Anthony: "Me and Avery did it Texan Style"

by Lord buttfuck January 21, 2021

Texan shooter

A Texan shooter is when you pull out and cum all over her face whilst saying “bang bang, bitch”

“Danny I just Texan shootered a hoe!” “Atta be joe!”

by Rambo_lover April 11, 2022