by Usushshdhe April 11, 2020

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010

Sven is a character in PewDiePie’s Minecraft The Series, the second main character and is his pet Tamed Wolf. In Episode 6 he was found and brought back by Felix to go home to Broland, a Swedish kingdom in the world’s most popular game, Minecraft: Java Edition. He goes on adventures with him and Felix said “if Sven dies, the series dies”. In the new Nether Update, he hasn’t taken him on adventures due to the risk of dying and he may explore deadly areas of the so-called ‘Obsidian Dimension’.
Jacksepticeye: “Sorry I forget his name, what is it?”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
PewDiePie: “Duh, it’s Sven, child nene voice Sean!”
Jacksepticeye: “child nene voice Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!”
PewDiePie: “Sean McLouglin never say my name, uh, Irishman, no offence, O.M.G!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020

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by ksi1345 October 1, 2020

Whilst a bit of an autist, Sven is a person with humongous dick energy. He's very communistic and comrade like even tho he's polish. If you've ever fallen on the battlefield he'll always be there to give you a medkit and maybe waste a few rounds of his to save your ass and if he sees you next to a campfire without anything to eat, he'll always share some of his sunflower seeds with you. Nevertheless if you encounter a Sven in your life, be sure to be thankful and treat him well, because the chance of finding friends that poses the same value as him are very rare!
PS: I forgot to mention his massive and strong back
PS: I forgot to mention his massive and strong back
Person 1: What do you want to eat?
Person 2: I don't have any money
Person 1: did I stutter??
Person 2: Damn bro, you're such a Sven!
Person 2: I don't have any money
Person 1: did I stutter??
Person 2: Damn bro, you're such a Sven!
by A guy that might owe you money February 28, 2022
