The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

yebin shin

this annoying bitch

I met this yebin shin yesterday, man did I want to slap that hoe.

by slavlivesmatter April 21, 2017

shin cap

The bone between the knee cap and shin, primarily used for supporting the femur

Man, after biking for so long, my shin caps are KILLING me!

by BakerboyJ February 23, 2017

shin diggin

An adjective used to describe a successful and fun shindig.

Johnny: Yo James, how's the shindig?
James: It's shin diggin bro
Johnny: Awesome. I'll bring by a twelve pack

by Streptovsky January 11, 2015

Shin-mister

The extremely low urinals taking up half the wall, typically seen in movie theaters, that mist your shins as your urine ricochets off the back wall.

Mom: son, do you have to go to the bathroom before we leave?

Son: No way, they have shin-misters here!

by Insiqnia August 16, 2011

dick shin

The base of the penis, on the top side.

Dude, I heard Tracy kicked you in the balls? Nah man, she aimed high and got me in the dick shin.

by SNAFU78 February 19, 2015

Businessman Shin

When the hair on your shins stops growing between your ankle and halfway up your shin from excessive work sock wearing.

Divesh has no hair on the bottom half of his shin, he has such bad businessman shin!

by Mealie July 5, 2014