Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
by omihek November 26, 2018
To pull information from a computer at a very high rate, causing the remote partys computer to slow down, and be unusabel, and pissing its owner off.
"Hang on a second ash, im just going to rape your machine for a few gig of mp3s."
"You fucking bastard, its gone all slow!"
"You fucking bastard, its gone all slow!"
by DarkHalf September 05, 2003
Raping someone's ass by shoving your dick into it when they say no.
Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?
Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?
by cup-o-rape November 11, 2008
The Ravens raped the Patriots
by sha_tha_fack_ap January 13, 2010
by Dis Cleavage Tho October 14, 2017
RAPE is a acronym that stands for Rebel And Protest Everything. It was commonly used by extreme feminists in the late 80's and 90's.
Let's go RAPE some people.
by RAPE supporter #69 October 30, 2017
by mrjackballs March 16, 2022