Portal of Pleasure

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

by Dutypizza March 21, 2020

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portal knights

An awesome graphics and mechanics game,it's like minecraft but WAY better ,it's just a really beatiful game

Person 1:Have you played Portal Knights man(question mark)
Person 2:Oh yeah that awesome game like Minecraft but way better!

by Joseph Mannuel September 20, 2018

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A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

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Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

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