NAD

Not. A. Doctor.

Commonly used when giving medical advice while trying to help someone while emphasizing that they are unqualified (not negatively)

Hi, NAD here but have you tried antihistamines?

by The Moonlit Shadow June 4, 2021

nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.

Nad! I found diamonds in Minecraft.

by nignog69.420 April 5, 2020

Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”

by LongCrabs March 22, 2019