This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
by Xenos Aegletes May 02, 2012
by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009
When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011
A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012
When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
by spirotot April 01, 2014
When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
by monkman180 March 24, 2011