Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019

JOG

Jewish-occupied government

Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG

by frens88148814 January 5, 2025

jogging

running for weight-loss, health and performance benefits

If you’re jogging for weight loss, try increasing your overall intake of fruits and vegetables

by pentAlux July 25, 2024

jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.

Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!

by Revival31313 June 12, 2018

jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass

Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt

by biffster73 April 19, 2018

Jog On

When you don't want to swear but want to tell someone where to go, in the most politeful way possible.

When someone is annoying and will not leave you alone...
Me- "Go and Jog On mate"

When the kids are driving you batty bonkers...
"Just Jog On"

by SezzaTheRealist November 23, 2021