donk

(adj.) fucked up or extremely retarded; applies to anything

synonyms: whack, bonk, etc

That nigga Dominic donk as fuck

by donkdom69 January 26, 2019

Donk

It’s a term created by Ben Philips which means dickhead but not rude.

Elliot you Donk

by Ya boi scratnon May 9, 2018

Donk

The type of music that 14 year olds up north listen to when getting rat arsed on a park bench on cheap ass cider. Anyone who listens to this music and is over the age of 20 is either a nonce or needs help psychiatrically

"Ey ah mate put that donk on while I through up all over beth's fishy minge"

by Music lover 69 March 22, 2020

DONK

A term shortened from donkey . Ie that football players playing like a right donk. Or why does he keep donking his money away at poker this rich webo

The big donk has just arrived at the don valley hotel

by Cream de la crust February 6, 2020

Donk

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.all existing matter and space considered as a whole; the cosmos. The universe is believed to be at least 10 billion light years in diameter and contains a vast number of galaxies; it has been expanding since its creation in the Big Bang about 13 billion years ago.

Ayyo fam dis a siiiiik donk tune fam

by BillNyeNaziSpy April 19, 2018

donk

n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"

I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.

by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009

donk

1. (adj.) unintentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" (when used as an adjective, inappropriate for usage as a verb), normally because the inebriated person is unable to correctly pronounce the appropriate word

2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous

1. As I stumbled into the backseat, I reached for another Milwaukee's Best and said to Roof, "Shi-att, Bainz is so donk!"

2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."

by P'tainz January 23, 2013