Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018

Dirk

is gay.

Dirk is gay.

by TheRealBillClinton January 24, 2024

DIRK

DIRK IS A CHANGE JINGLING FINGER TAPPING GOOFBALL.

I COULD HEAR DIRK COMING AROUND THE CORNER, ALL THE CHANGE IN HIS POCKET JINGLING

by SomeoneYouDontKnoe August 8, 2025

Dirk

Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.

“God that’s so dirk”
“Son of a dirk”

“Smells like dirk”

by Elmoisdope11 June 7, 2019