When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Get the Breast Deskmug. Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
by HatBox August 27, 2013
Get the desk droolingmug. A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy
Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017
Get the standing deskmug. Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.
by saugen June 5, 2018
Get the slam desksmug. Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017
Get the Desk pantsmug. Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!
by LuisPF August 31, 2018
Get the Booty Deskingmug. A derogatory term used to describe a colleague who holds an innocent façade, but is in reality promiscuous, particularly around the work place
by double denim August 20, 2010
Get the Desk Bambimug.