Blower's Cramp

often used to describe someone's face if there is a picture taken with their mouth in an O shape.
I found a great picture of George Bush with Blower's Cramp.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
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Brain Cramp

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.
by gr8desius November 17, 2009
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Duck-Cramp

The art of a defensive lineman faking a leg cramp in order to slow down the pace of the Oregon Duck football team's offense. A survival tactic designed and called by the head coach or defensive coordinator to prevent the defense on the field from becoming gassed.
Fake a Duck-Cramp! Make sure you fall to the ground before the center snaps the football!
by GetWellKatelynn November 19, 2010
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Ghost Cramps

The cramps you get from your period that are either before or after you are actually on your cycle therefore caused by "ghosts"
"Oh i have the worst cramps"
"Are you on your period?"
"No thats why they're so weird!"
"You must have Ghost cramps!"
"Oh, thanks for the clarification!"

Most people that get these are females on account of the fact that only women get periods.
by crampssuck February 17, 2013
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Memory Cramp

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.
by insidejokeful May 02, 2011
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orgasmic cramp

A cramp anywhere on the body that feels so good your legs begin to jiggle and you get a mid errection, this will then lead to your penis exploding and there for ejaculating. This is usually the main cause of twins in parents and other amounts of children. As the higher sperm count
Guy 1 : Awe man I had huge orgasmic cramp last night

Guy2: sweet bro I was trying to play arr sofft and got one
by HollisterPseudonym May 21, 2017
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cramp-fire

when a woman is having menstral cramps along with burning sensation in vag area due to dirty disease such as herpes etc.
Oh Man I saw this hooker last night she was itchin her cooch and bled through her panties. It looked like that bitch had nasty case of cramp-fire, man!
by Dee-licious March 10, 2009
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