Chargering

Chargering
: present participle

- to inexplicably yet reliably lose what should be won
- presenting a comedy of errors leading to loss

The Los Angeles Chargers are up 27 points and have a positive 4-turnover differential, but they’re Chargering and will somehow find a way to lose to the Jaguars in this playoff game.

See also: Chargers v. Jets; Chargers v. Patriots.

by StepOnSnek January 14, 2023

Charger Port

Slang for esex.

Jsaiah: Yooo did you have charger port last night?
Adrian: Bro it was so slay.

by LeCoolCat January 26, 2024

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019

Can I use your charger?

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed

Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*

by TonyHaver November 19, 2022

National charger day

On December 2nd someone has to give you their charger.

National charger day is If you are on low battery and ask someone for their charger they HAVE to give it to you.

by Migelinstihetempu December 17, 2020

charger

something the charge your phone/tablet/laptop and others

John: hey Dan do you have the charger?
Dan: no I don’t. It’s in your room
John: oh thanks

by nigger_cock420_69 March 19, 2021

charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016