Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

Clifford Cadillac

The most popular soundcloud rapper from Los Santos, born in Fort Carson Trailerpark and raised as a 14/88 peckerskin.
He runs the "Sadler Gang" and is deadly with the PF Shotgun. He has been banned several times for offenses related to his gang activity. Most of the time he is found in Idlewood and up to no good, starting fights with niggers. His best friend and companion is Ben Murphy, another Fort Carson peckerskin. His album "iDLESTACK LiVING" dropped early in November of 2018!

Did you hear that new Clifford Cadillac song, "HOP OUT!" That shit was straight fire!
Bro don't mess with CLiFFY he'll hand you that thooka pack deluxe.
Ay Clifford, "Should we get out and Doof Louis?"

by CLiFFORD CADiLLAC January 13, 2019

Cadillac SRX

Driven by overweight Mary kay saleswomen, the SRX is perfect SUV from Cadillac made to carry all your unsold hair products and pyramid schemes.

“I wonder how many unsold hair products are in that Cadillac SRX!”

by basjcna1726 June 16, 2022

Cadillac Waltz

While asking your girl to take packages out of your trunk. You slam the trunk lid down on her head, causing her to think the world is spinning as if she was dancing the Waltz

My wife got me so pissed off I sent her to the back of my car so I could give her the Cadillac Waltz

by goatpope September 22, 2007

shitback cadillac

When you go to change the baby's diaper and the shit goes so high up on the diaper it actually goes onto their back and clothes.

Didn't you change him all day?!?!?! I came home and he had shitback!

by BartonJay September 8, 2005

Guitars, Cadillacs

Girl you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep
You showed me how this town can shatter dreams
Another lesson about a naive fool that came to Babylon
And found out that the pie don't taste so sweet
Now it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home

Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
There ain't no glamour in this tinseled land of lost and wasted lives
And painful scars are all that's left of me
Oh but thank you girl for teaching me brand new ways to be cruel
If I can find my mind now, I guess I'll just leave
And it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
Oh it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on

by Death Menace December 18, 2022

Selling Cadillacs

Puking after drinking too much.

John is behind the bushes selling Cadillacs.

by Freebird1812 February 18, 2013