Awk

Short form for “awkward”, similar to “awks”. Can be used to describe an awkward person.

Kid 1: *t posing* among us imposter! sussy! balls!

Kid 2: you’re so fucking awk

by Boyce48 November 7, 2021

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood October 21, 2011

mad awks

The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.

joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !

by mkiujnyhgtrfc March 1, 2011

AWK

AWK (Awkward King)

Is the term to call a friend whose so awkward in conversations people tend to stop talking whenever the AWK talks.

AWK: Hey how's the weekends for ya'll?
Others: ......
AWK: okay..

by LeLuLu January 4, 2022

Awk

The only way to describe one who can not seem to make sense of any aspect of their life.
i.e. any/all movents, facial expressions, and speech.

Either Bayley drops acid daily, or she's hopelessly awk.

by wompet September 5, 2016

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012