Alaskan Sawmill

A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.

John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.

by Alaskan Lumberjack October 25, 2018

Alaskan warhead

A frostbitten penis.

The mexican went to Russia and got a Alaskan warhead.

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

alaskan sandwich

When two girls chew up ice and blow a guys junk at the same time.

Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.

by D1CKBIZKIT361 December 20, 2014

Alaskan Mudpie

The act of shitting cum after anal sex.

I just had amazing Alaskan Mudpie after sex with my boyfriend.

by Gumdroppp19 March 19, 2014

Alaskan interchange

Like an Alaskan pipeline using a rubber glove.

I made an Alaskan interchange and my shit split 5 ways

by the san diegan August 1, 2018

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015