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Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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Fair trial

A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer
There is no such thing as a fair trial if you're poverty
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Trial of Sol

When you have major sleep issues and can't sleep, so as an attempt of trying to fix your sleep cycle, you decide to stay awake the WHOLE day and sleep at a "normal time" the next day, without the use of 'cheats' or stay awake serums.

The process is harsh, intense and enduring, but the reward at the end is well worth. Are you up for the challenge?
"Hey John, just finished a Trial of Sol yesterday!"
"Wow! You're one fucking cool guy not gonna lie I love you"

"Hey Wife! I just finished a Trial of Sol, sorry going to bed no sex today!"
"Nate, I'm filing for divorce and taking the kids"
by Kuaqe January 30, 2025
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Witch Trial

When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.
Person 1: Have you heard of Witch Trials?

Person 2: Yeah, they were soo unfair.
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Trial

These trials have put our family through a lot.
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Moonlight Trial

The result of a normal civilian persecuting another in the absence of the law. Commonly used against cheaters, liars, dictators, pedophiles, predators or any other person who may fly below the radar. Common communities who perform such actions are ANONYMOUS (full size), INTERPOL (UK), and LYSANT FEDERATION (Local)
He truly executed a moonlight trial on this person.
by syphani July 7, 2024
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Trial

These trials have put our family through a lot.
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