tongue jacking the shitbox

licking a girls asshole

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.

by Boston134 August 26, 2010

tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.

I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.

by Captain Pants December 26, 2008

tonight the monkey dies

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.

tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.

by quikuana November 7, 2017

Tongue The Substance

The act of tasting a white, powdery substance inside of a jar without knowing the identify of said substance

"Dude, don't tongue the substance! You might get aids!"

by JimBob Jackson April 27, 2021

Tongue punch you in the juice box

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.

I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute

by Shr00tMeN0w February 10, 2019

Tonight's the night

When you're suicidal and you want to end it all that night but you also use comedy as a coping mechanism

A: i am having a terrible day; tonight's the night

by rezzeroni November 14, 2022

Tony the tiger

When something is great, or awesome.
It's Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat

Guy1: Man, did you see that goal?
Guy2: yeah it was totaly tony the tiger.

by Drewwbs April 18, 2012