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pond life

a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers
jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough
by martyn and leo April 16, 2004
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Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!
My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond
by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017
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Lily Pond

A body of water filled specifically with waterlilies. Legend says the Lily Pond in Monet’s famous “Water Lilies” is actually the home of a troll. Trolls can often be found under and around pond bridges and the lilies make them happy.
“The troll sat on the bridge, overlooking the Lily Pond.”
by Mattiethetroll April 11, 2022
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Pond scum

A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.
That kid from California, jack? He is pond scum!”
by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020
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foggy pond

When a man masterbates and cums on his belly button making a foggy pond
I nutted and looked down realizing i have given myself a "foggy pond"
by Autumnsarse December 10, 2020
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Pond robber

A French person/someone who is learning French.
by GarlicBreadSoup June 29, 2022
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Aunties Pond

At Aunties Pond he held my shaft and sprayed the plants
by Tora Hymen May 4, 2020
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