Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

It's a Final Fantasy for little kids.

Easy, but okay.

I beat Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in one day, and I never died.

by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.

Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."

by thesherlock24 June 9, 2010

Mystic Megs

Something that gobbles up your Hard Drive space overnight!

The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.

by Kenny Power September 16, 2006

mystical animal

An animal beyond human understanding, like Kanye West

Kanye West is a famous mystical animal

by Diagmel April 10, 2015

Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand when giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a Mystic Hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016

Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand while giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a mystic hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016