Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest
“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”
by crazyOD February 24, 2024
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Mound Boy

A old Irish/English term relating to the “the fighting Irish” or to the men who fought in world war 1. Meaning the fought next to the mound or became the mound.
“Oh that old man is a mound boy.”
“All these men here, were mound men.”
by A Zodark September 21, 2021
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Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.
"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."
by MoundMaster August 12, 2024
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Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 01, 2017
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