California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.
"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."
by MoundMaster August 11, 2024
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elephant mound

a poop with no definite shape. usually sticking up out of the water line
guy 1- "dude, i havn't pooped all day!"
guy 2- "why do i need to know this?"
guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"
by beenz-o May 24, 2009
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020
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Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.
“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”
by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023
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Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest
“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”
by crazyOD February 24, 2024
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