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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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Check On My Meatloaf

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.
by popies chicekn September 11, 2023
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Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024
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Baby Meatloaf

The non-sticky, clear adhesive you often find between the gift card and the paper.
Hey Alicia, thanks for the Starbucks gift card! Not only will I get a coffee with this but I get to peel off the baby meatloaf and play with it while I wait! I won’t even have to wash my hands! I love it but I’m not attached to it!
by Mary Silvers December 4, 2023
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Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.
I made some sexy meatloaf with Stacy
by Chase Webb October 10, 2022
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Meatloaf

To work collaboratively on a topic and further discussion towards a resolution or action. Opposite of a singular approach like ‘Let me noodle on that.’
That’s a great point, Bart. Let’s continue meatloafing this issue until we come up with a good answer.
by Binoples December 13, 2019
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Meatloaf

Meatloaf- a penis not being used often.
This is your big chance Derp. Don't let your meatloaf.
by DerpKnows January 22, 2022
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