Midwest Fuckhead

These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares

You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

The Midwest

theres literally fucking nothing in here

Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT

by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022

Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid

“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”

by biggest z January 27, 2024

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

midwest medium

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018

Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.

“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”

by Mikey5w March 31, 2022

midwest city middle school

mwc ms is ghetto asl. all the teavher keep quitting. the 7th graders are fucking loud and and bad the 6th graders donnt know how to walk on the hall and the 8th graders always complaining. There is only a few cool staff members Everyone there fake and they mom

Midwest City Middle School is the best place to be.

by (Zoey the gay one) November 4, 2021