Dropped A Linda

When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.
-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.
by justinbeiberisahomo December 08, 2009
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spicey linda

preforming oral on a mensturating girl
i gave her a spicey linda and she gave me an Eric the Red
by some dork February 04, 2004
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linda moment

A linda moment is having a blonde moment but being brunette. Also a linda moment is dumber than a blonde moment.
Ex.

I just had the biggest linda moment ever! Im so dumb.
by 5875 June 08, 2014
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mama linda

A beautiful girl that you hold close to your headt and you would do anything for her.
Que lo que mama linda? Ten cuidado con esa vaina 😵 💫
by November 17, 2022
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A Linda Lee

A paranoid mother who is scared of her kids catching flying m&ms with their mouth.
“NO THATS DANGEROUS” -says a Linda Lee
by Roxiibunnt April 25, 2018
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Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
by WilsonWhisp June 07, 2018
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linda virus

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
by EastSideCrackaKilla September 21, 2021
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