Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

Lawnmowering

When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.

Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.

by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Lawnmower

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

Arab Lawnmower

A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.

P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower

by theyoungersheisthebetter January 23, 2021