Skip to main content

Kook

noun; a thing that is weird, abnormal, does something out of the ordinary; someone who is quirky; another word for a fool or someone who is wrong about something; a word that Marissa uses a lot
"At least one of us is hot"
"You are hot, ya kook"
by Activeray2000 August 28, 2022
mugGet the Kookmug.

kool kooking klub

tim:hi im part of the kkk
jim:your a racist thats not good
tim:no its kool kooking klub silly also known as white supremesis
by thekkks January 28, 2022
mugGet the kool kooking klubmug.

Kook

A absolute fuck with zero brain capicty. usly shitting or blowing his dad. usly friends with coopers, and Connors.

Have reputation for raping small children and have fricken asain boi tiny dick.
by asain dick November 14, 2019
mugGet the Kookmug.

kook

A crazy or eccentric person; someone who has no idea how to surf
Look at Sleeves and OMK out there, what kooks!
by Truer Definitions July 17, 2017
mugGet the kookmug.

Kook

A kook is someone who only skis or snowboards on the weekend. Usually at Steven's Pass.

Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.

A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.

Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.

Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.

Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Look at that kook parking on the highway. I sure hope they don't ask me for a ride home later after their cars get towed.
by How We Doin' March 14, 2022
mugGet the Kookmug.

Kooks 3

In 1936 a series of serial rapings took place in the states, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and southern Nevada. After a 23 year long investigation the FBI successfully tracked down and raided a national terrorist organization that is "Kooks 3". 40 years after the incident and we only now figure out that the United States government has been using the organization as a paid method to kidnap and silence anti-police brutality protesters and black people, especially children.
"man, I shure do love Kooks 3"
by Zechoni June 3, 2020
mugGet the Kooks 3mug.

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
mugGet the shy pasty kookmug.

Share this definition