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Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat
Zane is such a gooner
by Decccyyy March 5, 2025
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Gooner

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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Gooner

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.
by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023
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Gooner

What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
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Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.
"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."
by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025
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Gooner Lent

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent
by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025
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Post-Goonerism

When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.

Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.
Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now
by auxre November 15, 2025
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