garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
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Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.
That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.
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Gooner

Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.
Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.
by ThatFreak6996 January 5, 2024
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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
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Gooner

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
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Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
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gooner

A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment
Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict
by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023
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