Department of Operations

A bunch of edgy kids from the Nova Corporation who give reach arounds to NCMs while asking them about their recent activities in a forbidden bookshelf. Many people say they want to join the Department of Operations even though there's a high chance they'll have their ass fucked by more people than they can count.

I saw the Department of Operations fuck the shit out of a NCM.

by thugshakerhunter January 24, 2023

Based Department

When you friend say something based or performs something based so you say “Hello? Based Department? And they respond “Lil B speaking” and then you say “is _____ Based?” And they say “yes very based”

1. I just lost my virginity
2. Hello? Based Department?
1. Lil B Speaking!
2. Is this based?
1. Yes, very based

by Red40isgood February 5, 2025

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone

Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.

by SunnySuki June 3, 2024

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 8, 2024

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

Department of The-fence

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.

After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025