A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.
He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"
"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
by Survector Nectar July 30, 2024
A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
by latrelljennings June 04, 2023
Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
by hellocleveland January 09, 2024
Department of
Department of Defense,
Department of Health & Human Services
Department of Labor
Department of Agriculture
Department of Veterans Affairs
Department of Interior
Department of Transportation
Department of Justice
Department of Education
Dept of Housing & Urban Development Department of Homeland Security Department of Energy
Department of Treasury
Department of State
Department of Commerce
U.S. Marine Corps, Department of Navy & Department of the Army. Department of Defense, Department of Natural Resources AKA Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful BKA Blue Heron Learning Center also a job of the Law of Nature. City of Ridgeland, SCDNR, USMC
Department of Defense,
Department of Health & Human Services
Department of Labor
Department of Agriculture
Department of Veterans Affairs
Department of Interior
Department of Transportation
Department of Justice
Department of Education
Dept of Housing & Urban Development Department of Homeland Security Department of Energy
Department of Treasury
Department of State
Department of Commerce
U.S. Marine Corps, Department of Navy & Department of the Army. Department of Defense, Department of Natural Resources AKA Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful BKA Blue Heron Learning Center also a job of the Law of Nature. City of Ridgeland, SCDNR, USMC
Department of Defense, as the U.S. Military Spouse, Military Brat, Military Dependent, Military Cadet and Civilian Military
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 04, 2024
the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.
by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022
DAP (Department of Anomalous Phenomena)
A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.
A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.
Person 1: "What’s the DAP?"
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."
by Xerp616 January 12, 2025